good to laugh...........

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to
STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL
when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol
consumpti on :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you
are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you
are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of
Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to
tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their
sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He
asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Ne xt moment, he had the Best Wine and
Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you
can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU
are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards
them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg
alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just
throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend -
You are missing SOME thing in your
life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are
missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question : When do you
CONGRATULATE someone for their
MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,
PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in
Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man
to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT
PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at the
shore - but that is NOT what it is
built for" - Albert Einstein

Nice Aqib Keep It Up