Insulting SMS Very Intresting

by qasim-deredivels-club Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:38 am

God
made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n
called CARTOON.

Aapke
haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai...
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

How
to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

Arz
kiya hai:
I am a dog
and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Ansoo
tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho